"What does it sound like? I have the chicken pox. I never got them as a kid, Cindy had the boys with her, she just called to tell me he was sick, and it explains the itchy red spots on my shoulder."
"Let me get this straight -- you're twenty-three and you have the chicken pox."
"Stop laughing."
"But it's funny!"
"Have I told you today that I hate you?"
"So you say, baby boy, so you say."
"What the hell am I gonna do? Collins won't let me out of bed until I'm... despotted."
Of Childhood Illnesses and Bad Grammar, Rent, Mark and Roger, connect the dots, PG
"What does it sound like? I have the chicken pox. I never got them as a kid, Cindy had the boys with her, she just called to tell me he was sick, and it explains the itchy red spots on my shoulder."
"Let me get this straight -- you're twenty-three and you have the chicken pox."
"Stop laughing."
"But it's funny!"
"Have I told you today that I hate you?"
"So you say, baby boy, so you say."
"What the hell am I gonna do? Collins won't let me out of bed until I'm... despotted."
"Despotted?"
"Now is NOT the time to make fun of my grammar."
"You could always play connect the dots."
"...I'm hanging up now."
"Have fun!"
"Fuck you."
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